Vegetabrella by Yurie Mano
This is pretty rad-ish, but lettuce not get too excited, the umbrella will allow your head to romaine dry but it’s not very tasty. I know the puns are corny but I really don’t carrot all.
Reblogged for puns. Peas stop.
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NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA
this is probably my favorite joke ever made on the show
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Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
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Damn it/ i miss you
Damn fuck shit DAMn dAmN
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I don’t want to go to college,
I don’t want to go to college, I don’t want to go to college, I don’t want to go to college, I don’t want to go to college, I want to go backpacking in the fucking Alps and then visit fucking Derweze and go see fucking glaciers in Iceland and go to a wine festival in Medellin and jump out of airplanes and swim the coral reef and see the Galapagos and pray in St. Basil’s cathedral and not go to college.
